20 8 / 2014

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

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18 8 / 2014

burritno:

spongebob hitting people where it hurts

burritno:

spongebob hitting people where it hurts

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18 8 / 2014

18 8 / 2014

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

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18 8 / 2014

pajamagrams:

tagged/me

pajamagrams:

tagged/me

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18 8 / 2014

weloveshortvideos:

My 1 Year Old Beatboxing Niece

Vine by iLLyNoiiZe

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18 8 / 2014

daveygillywillymour:

"how many times are you going to listen to that song" until the void in my heart is filled

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18 8 / 2014

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Ten rape prevention tips:

1. Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks.

2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone.

3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her.

4. If you are in an elevator and a woman gets in, don’t rape her.

5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape her.

6. Never creep into a woman’s home through an unlocked door or window, or spring out at her from between parked cars, or rape her.

7. Remember, people go to the laundry room to do their laundry. Do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room.

8. Use the Buddy System! If it is inconvenient for you to stop yourself from raping women, ask a trusted friend to accompany you at all times.

9. Carry a rape whistle. If you find that you are about to rape someone, blow the whistle until someone comes to stop you.

10. Don’t forget: Honesty is the best policy. When asking a woman out on a date, don’t pretend that you are interested in her as a person; tell her straight up that you expect to be raping her later. If you don’t communicate your intentions, the woman may take it as a sign that you do not plan to rape her.

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Rape Prevention

Posted by Leigh Hofheimer under Prevention

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18 8 / 2014

beyoncebeytwice:

i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about

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18 8 / 2014